• All shows are 21+ with valid ID unless stated otherwise.
• Seats only guaranteed until showtime. Ticket price is more expensive at the door (if any remain).
• Reserved seating is the best 25% of seats. General Admission is first come first served after that.
• There are no refunds on any ticket purchases.
• 2-item minimum in showroom. This means each person must purchase 2 items off the menu. This can be an alcoholic, or non-alcoholic drink, or any of our food items.

Show/Doors Times

• 7:30 PM Show/6:30 PM Doors

I've got a terrible feeling about this show. Like somehow the whole thing is doomed. I have this recurring dream where I'm on stage, thousands of miles from home and the crowd has turned on me. There are thousands of them and they are all booing me and Sofia Vergara (from Modern Family) is there and so is Simon Cowell and he’s slamming his fist into a red buzzer and the sound splits the air like a gunshot and the ceiling rips open and confetti rains down like debris but the booing only gets louder and louder and louder and louder and then I wake up, and realise that all of that actually happened to me.

This show has nothing to do with that story. I doubt I'll even mention it.